alright fold your papers in half
hot dog or hamburger
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
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you're really quiet..
nobody plans a murder out loud
-click the ‘+’
-watch the followers pour in.
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Things I Say While DrivingMe:
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Shit is that a cop? No.
Shit THAT is a cop.
YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIEND
YOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOL
YOU CALL ME LOOSER I LAUGH
YOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S
YOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING CHEERLADDER
99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONG
REPOST THIS IF FUCK BULLYS
They look so perfect holy cow
ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THAT SMILE IN THE CORNER THOUGH HOLY SHIT I AM DONE.
or that smile in the other corner? IM SO DONE
left or right corner?
This is going on my tumblr again.
and some of the months in-between
I get it…
LMAO ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA….A joke I actually get :D
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