teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger

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who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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st0psign:

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people: you're really quiet..
me: nobody plans a murder out loud

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If you're not a PEASANT, reblog this.

gain tonss.

-click the ‘+’

-reblog

-watch the followers pour in.

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Things I Say While Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

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spookynouir:

YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIEND
YOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOL
YOU CALL ME LOOSER I LAUGH
YOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S
YOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING CHEERLADDER

99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONG
REPOST THIS IF FUCK BULLYS

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coconutcave:

moaningtommosname:

eternaal:

lunchtrae:

They look so perfect holy cow

oh

ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THAT SMILE IN THE CORNER THOUGH HOLY SHIT I AM DONE.

or that smile in the other corner? IM SO DONE

left or right corner?

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fxnannamae:

kickingassanddrinkingcupsoftea:

This is going on my tumblr again.

every october

and some of the months in-between

I get it…

LMAO ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA….A joke I actually get :D

soo cute

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