May 2013
6 posts
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
bootycaller:
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
February 2013
1 post
people: you're really quiet..
me: nobody plans a murder out loud
November 2012
1 post
If you're not a PEASANT, reblog this. →
gain tonss.
-click the ‘+’
-reblog
-watch the followers pour in.
October 2012
12 posts
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
spookynouir:
YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIEND YOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOL YOU CALL ME LOOSER I LAUGH YOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S YOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING CHEERLADDER
99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONG REPOST THIS IF FUCK BULLYS
we ran out of bond paper because of me printing... →
Are you a stag like Harry? What is your patronus?... →
moves-like-pulver:
lilyisanerd:
thebritishteapot:
shappeyhappy:
aziraphaleisineffable:
thisonechickrighthere:
chaystar:
blueberrypluto:
most-awkward-moments:
I’m like Dumbledore apparently..
I’m the same as Harry!
AHHHHH OTTER! LIKE HERMIONE!!!
Phoenix!
Otter!
Lynx! :D
Otter.
omg I’m an OTTER!!!!
I got a lynx:)
LYNX, MOTHERFUCKAS.
Phoenix!
September 2012
28 posts
coastlineteens:
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
coastlineteens:
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
almoist:
if you could have your best friend or a million dollars what would you buy first
almoist:
if you could have your best friend or a million dollars what would you buy first
cashcrab:
Please stop tagging sexually attractive people as “babe”. I am asexual and I am just trying to look at stills from the movie Babe. Thank you.
cashcrab:
Please stop tagging sexually attractive people as “babe”. I am asexual and I am just trying to look at stills from the movie Babe. Thank you.
bex-chan:
i woke up to this
and actually fell out of bed
and then this was in the article
so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again
planning to buy samsung corby
m brother is buying my cellphone and i looked in sulit.com.ph that it’s Php. 3,000 if brand new and Php. 2,500 if its a second hand. mine is a secondhand because i only bought it for my brother(other brother) so i thing i’ll sell it for around Php. 2,000. Wadayathink?
trust:
I WANT NICE CLOTHES AND THINGS BUT I AM POOR
DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE AND WATCH SHITTY MOVIES TOGETHER AND DO NOTHING SEXUAL JUST WATCH BAD MOVIES AND THROW POPCORN AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE I DO
new blog wallpaper. hah
August 2012
137 posts
do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
